I'm frequenting bars now a days
Friend: Is someone dead? Why all that sad face?
Me: Yes, twitter.
Friend: Ah, well… have a drink.
Me: I wish there exists a world where no one dies. At least twitter can live in that world.
Friend: You killed it and you are crying about it.
Killer: What? What are you talking about?
Friend: Do you know why I do not use twitter?
Me: No? May be you can explain without calling me the killer.
Friend: Ok, when I started following people, I realized it was more trivia.
Killer: I do not get it.
Friend: I stopped twitter because you were updating that you went to pee, and you were falling asleep on desk at work and what nots…..
Killer: So what it has got anything to do with twitter's frequent death.
Friend: Now imagine all the people in this bar drinking beer have to pee and have the urge to twitter that they peed even before they wash their hands.
Killer: So you are saying all of us in here killed twitter.
Friend: Not exactly, all of those trivia are killing it.
Killer: Isn't Ruby on Rails which is slow then?
Friend: Do not get me started on it; I may have to kill you.
I know I have contributed to the murder but just to say, I have stopped tweeting using GTalk